TEAM CACHO

I took the time to create profiles for all of my teammates so I can whore out interesting facts about other people than myself.

GIANT JEFF

Notable Accomplishments completely unrelated to running a 5k:

-Once ate an entire family meal for of four.

-Also, eats slices of pizza like they are potato chips.

THE FULL NELSON

Notable Accomplishments:

-dates a white girl.

STEROYD FLOYD

Notable Accomplishments:

-Once stayed out past his bedtime, and snuck back home without getting in trouble.

-Carries the realest fake ID I've ever seen.

-Only person to ever have sex inside a High School Musical sleeping bag. Even if it was with himself.

AIR Jo-DEN

Notable Accomplishments:

-He is the only multi-lingual runner on the team. He's fluent in English and Vietnamese (orders PHO like a PRO), but his native language is Jibberish.

-Didn't ask Pikachu and Chimcar to take a picture with him. Pikachu and Chimcar asked Jordan to take a picture with them.

SUKA-DOODOO DREW

- Only person I know who can wear a Newsies outfit, cross his legs like a woman, hold a tea cup and saucer like its circa-1900, AND PULL IT OFF LOOKIN LIKE A STUD.

-Only person I know who has THROWN UP and SHAT at the exact same time. I call it the suka-doodoo special.

-Threw away a promising basketball and football career for a promising fantasy basketball and football career.

-Pick him first for a pickup basketball or football game and he will be the best player on the court/field for three plays, then go home early to throw up in his toilet.

Please welcome our newest contributor!

For the past couple weeks, my compadres and I over here on CoolKids have wanted to add someone else to the staff. After countless hours spent mulling over who to add, we are proud to present our newest blogger, Justin Judd Judd.



Judd will bring a fresh new perspective to our otherwise ethnocentric staff. That means he'l be able to dish out content about everything of the caucasian, including:
black-soled feet, Sugar Smacks, Good N Plenty, Oklahoma, mysterious body odor, walking around outside without a shirt, walking around outside without shoes, being groped by a fat guy at Mesa Commmons (ok it was me), being gay in general, outstanding math skills for a white man (at the Chinese level), stealing our asian women, etc.

Before he makes his first post, Judd had this to say for his new readers:

Firtht of all I would like thhhank all of theeth asthians who I alwayth hang out withhh. My betht posths will be when I talk about lyyyfffffe (wipes saliva from mouth). Lathtly, I mustht thhank Blake. Withhout you, none of thisth isth possthible.

We look forward to Judd's contributions soon!