T-pain V. Dun Dun 2008

So i don't know if everyones heard my drunk rants about how adonis looks like a filipino t-pain, but all of yall who have so little faith in my observational skills will soon eat your words. The day has come that i reveal my theories in the T-pain v. Dun dun case. Our readers will serve as the jury in this case.


Look at the distance between both defendants eyes it is almost IDENTICAL!

We all know our own dun dun of The Cool Kids is a fan of t-pain having heard him sing the lyrics to imma buy you a drank and bartender dozens of times (incorrectly) i might add. Now one could argue that a lot of people "like" t-pain, but lets stick to the issue at hand. How many people do you know that would go as far as to actually LOOK like t-pain.


I MEAN COME ON!

Their is a clear conspiracy going on here, the music industry is obviously making CLONES of t-pain so that when the apocalypse comes if one gos down their will be another there to sing melodic hooks and "buy you a drank." Think about it How does t-pain manage to make 10 songs on average in a week, that is impossible.



They even sleep-alike

Unless you have t-pain clones that is. The guy collaborates with every artist from baby bash to flo-rida how can one man handle all of those hooks. T-pain is clearly taking the industry by storm with little talent, but the ability to collabo with all of the music industry.


do not trust this man he is a filipino t-pain sent to take over the Gloria Macapagal Arroyo presidency in the philippines with his simplistic dance moves and lyrics. Not that that would really be a bad thing.


So let's think of some other "stars" that have had clones.
Obviously the king himself.

Cloning is harmless right...

Now i can live with that i mean honestly we could always use more elvis clones.

Moving on lets brainstorm on some other "stars" who have clones.

Oh i dunno i'm just throwing this out there, but their was this guy that been pretty big the past like 2 decades oh i dunno does

SADAM HUSSEIN RING A BELL!


These photographs obviously give proof that clones indeed exist and it is quite obvious that the threat of this technology being in the wrong hands is right in front of us. Now what you might ask t-pain has to do with sadam hussein their really is no relation expcept that maybe.....

T-Pain = TERROR-PAIN or TYRANNY-PAIN or TERRIBLE-PAIN and WMD's+ Weapons of Music Destruction.
i'll let you be the judge.

Are You Serious?

I was picking up a few necessities at the local corner store today, you know the usual chips and Arizona Green Tea, then I came across these...


Wtf? Crazy! Chocolate Skittles, I'll let you know how they taste when I eventually eat them.

From Tina Fey to political news coverage, and now chocolate skittles. Guess you really do get a bit of everything here.

EDIT: 4:53 PM: The five flavors are S'mores, chocolate pudding, chocolate caramel, vanilla, and brownie batter. When you first open the bag you get hit with the smell of tootsie rolls and Jello pudding. For the most part their tastes hold true to their name. Vanilla tastes like vanilla, the brownie one tastes like stale brownies, the chocolate pudding tastes like chocolate pudding. I guess the caramel and s'mores flavor taste like they're supposed to, but if someome had just handed me a few and asked me what they taste like I'd never say the amazing blend of chocolate and warm marshmallows sandwiched between two graham crackers. So what's the verdict? I'd eat them if they were free (but damn what wouldn't I eat for free), but they're not good enough for me to keep buying them.

Happy Valentine's Day

So the capinator went ahead and posted all the hot guys from the LOST Valentine's Day collection, except she left one particular hottie out...

American Idol Top 24

Tonight's American Idol episode revealed this season's Top 24 who will all start performing next week. No real surprises, but here's my two favorites going in to the beginning of the performances and voting phase of the show.

Chikezie Eze

Every season, I like to get behind my favorite male R&B singer in hopes of a new record to listen to and sing along with in the future. I think Chikezie is definitely that pick this season, and he pretty much has the best name out of all the contestants.

Ramiele Malubay

Since Season 3 and Jasmine Trias, it seems like we've managed to get at least one Filipino in the Top 24 every season. Ramiele's cute and she sings very well, so there's the potential for Lance's Trias-Obsession Part Deux. Let the nationalist inside of us all rally and vote for her next week.

Sports Illustrated Jacko...SWIMSUIT ISSUE 2008

Sports Illustrated released its annual Swimsuit issue to newsstands today. You won't find me rushing there today because thanks to the wonders of the internet, I can avoid that awkward feeling when checking out.

The Swimsuit Issue isn't quite the cultural phenomenon nowadays with titties and cabooses running amok in the daily media, yet it still manages to cause a hooplah amongst supporters and antagonizers alike.

Personally, I will just appreciate it for what it is. In this case, that means more pictures of the lovely Jarah Mariano, everyone's favorite asian supermodel, and the subject of quasi-lesbian fantasies everywhere.

Enjoy...I know I will.

The Writers Strike is Over

No I haven't been living under a rock, I know that the strike is over, but the reason I haven't posted yet is because today (Tuesday) the members of the WGA West and WGA East are voting to officially call off the strike now that a deal has been made. I held off on posting about it because the strike isn't "officially" over with, but since voting is today and many writers are already back to work I'm going to go ahead and say that yes, after months and months of picket lines, the WGA finally got a deal with the AMPTP which allows them to receive a cut on new media, basically an "if you get paid, we get paid" kind of deal.

Now keep in mind that the writers did not receive everything they asked for, but after being off work for such a long period of time, they had to come to a compromise, and that's what negotiating is, isn't it? Making sacrifices and having both sides come together to really work something out, and over the weekend that happened. Many say that the disaster that was the Golden Globes was the turning point for the AMPTP to come back to the table and get a deal going, but I'm glad that it's over. Hollywood as we once knew it is back to its usual routine, everyone is back to work, and production for many of our favorite shows is back in order.

Now it's not like we'll get new episodes of our favorite shows out of nowhere. Easier shows like 30 Rock and The Office will probably get a few new episodes airing around April/May, but giant production shows that revolve around a specific timeline like 24 won't return until January 2009. Pilot season as we know it will most likely not happen, and new shows that came out this year (Dirty Sexy Money, Pushing Daisies, Chuck) will probably wait till the fall for new episodes to air, but that all depends on how production goes. TV Guide keeps an updated list on the status of shows which can be found here.

So the important thing coming out of all of this is that the WGA, as well as all of the United Hollywood, fought for what they deserved, and for the most part it worked out. So now I'm going to eat the thai food I just bought and watch some reruns of Gossip Girl, PEACE.

This is why I don't fucking play hockey

Makes my finger injury look like a splinter. This is Richard Zednik of the Florida Panthers in some league called the NHL. In a freak accident his teammate's skate managed to nearly sever his carotid artery and easily could have gotten the jugular also if he wasn't so lucky. He had lifesaving surgery immediately after, and looks to make a full recovery.

Click the image for all of its gruesome glory. Credit Deadspin, this is one you won't find on ESPN. The guy who wrote the accompanying entry got it right too, that's a fucking "OH SHIT!" face if I ever saw one.

Hey Mama

It's bad enough that I'm browsing ONTD and watching the GRAMMYS, but Kanye decided to rob me further of my manhood and made me tear up a bit during his performance tonight. I am now going to go to the movies to watch the new Rambo and then I'll stop by the gym to LIFT SOME WEIGHTS while listening to Wu-Tang.

(Edit: i goofed the headline and the tag the first time this was posted, so go ahead and shoot me)