Tuesday, March 3, 2009

To Hell and back: L.A. at its worst

Don’t get me wrong, I still consider Los Angeles a Big City of Dreams, but there are some areas in L.A. that San Diegans should avoid entirely. Namely, the Citadel Outlets located right off the 5 freeway. 


Sure, it’s an impressive sight with all its fancy Babylonian architecture, but what appears to be a harmless shopping mall is really an unholy temple dedicated to the worst of what mankind has to offer… 


It was sort of like seeing roadkill – repulsive to even look at, but you still take a look anyway, and as you get closer you eventually turn away in disgust.

Nothing could prepare me, though, for their most sacred relic… 


By then, enough was enough. It was as if the shoe was emanating some sort of foul stench, and I had to get the hell out of there before it caught on to me.  I usually have a strong stomach for most non-alcohol situations, but I’ll gladly take this horrible experience as an exception.


  1. might as well wear a shoe with DUMBASS scrawled across the side

  2. i camped out 2 nights for these. DONT JUDGE ME

  3. lol adonis is mad.

    mad that we SD doesn't have wack shoes like those.