Tuesday, March 3, 2009

To Hell and back: L.A. at its worst

Don’t get me wrong, I still consider Los Angeles a Big City of Dreams, but there are some areas in L.A. that San Diegans should avoid entirely. Namely, the Citadel Outlets located right off the 5 freeway. 

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Sure, it’s an impressive sight with all its fancy Babylonian architecture, but what appears to be a harmless shopping mall is really an unholy temple dedicated to the worst of what mankind has to offer… 

  dodger_kicks

It was sort of like seeing roadkill – repulsive to even look at, but you still take a look anyway, and as you get closer you eventually turn away in disgust.

Nothing could prepare me, though, for their most sacred relic… 

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By then, enough was enough. It was as if the shoe was emanating some sort of foul stench, and I had to get the hell out of there before it caught on to me.  I usually have a strong stomach for most non-alcohol situations, but I’ll gladly take this horrible experience as an exception.

5 comments:

  1. might as well wear a shoe with DUMBASS scrawled across the side

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  2. i camped out 2 nights for these. DONT JUDGE ME

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  3. lol adonis is mad.

    mad that we SD doesn't have wack shoes like those.

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