A Fan Tribute

So I've been on hiatus for approximately 2 months – With school (sleeping in) and work (video games) taking up so much of my time this summer, I’ve found it increasingly difficult to find room in my schedule to post regularly.

Just recently however, I’ve come across some encouraging words that I feel has finally put this bad habit of mine to an end. I’ve also come to realize that 1) I've been leaving my fellow cool kids, Nazer, Ray and Lance hanging, 2) We’ve collectively passed the 200th-post mark, with no reason to stop, and 3) I feel obligated to balance the flow of Rock Band/Fake Instrument related posts with my incredibly dumb ideas.

The real inspiration though, that drives me to start writing again, actually comes in the form of a simple email.

If you’ve noticed on the sidebar, as part of our lame attempt to make this site appear authentic, coolkidsroom surprisingly maintains an email account (coolkidsroom.blog@gmail.com) in case anyone wants to give us some feedback. As I was going through the usually spam and junk mail, I was amazed to find an email that was personally addressed to us.

Anyways, I’d thought I share it with everyone.

Subject: Your #1 Fan!!
From: “Adam Banks” gangstertothemax@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, July 30, 2008 10:29 pm
To: coolkidsroom.blog@gmail.com
Priority: Normal

Dear CommanderCacho, Nazer, Just Ray, and Adonis, aka the Coolest Kids in the Room!!!!!11

Hi, my name’s Adam and I’m from Minneapolis, Minnesota. I know you guys don’t know me, but I have to say, me and my buddies love your site! I’ve only found Cool Kids Room maybe a month ago, but ever since then I’ve read every single post in the archives up till now!! Probably the most hilarious, clever, yet insightful blog I’ve ever read.

You guys are probably wondering how I came across coolkidsroom. It actually happened by accident, and in a really odd way. Well, I guess me and my buddies were bored one day so we decided to have fun with Google and just search for the most randomest things we could think of and see the results.

In one of our searches, we typed in the words, FATASS, MUSIC, VIDEO GAMES, NERD, BONER, SADAM HUSSEIN, and then we threw in BUKKAKE just for fun.

But then, after hitting ‘search’, we were all confused when your guys’ site came up. Still, after looking through it for a bit, we were hooked! A lucky string of words or not, I’m glad we found this blog. Keep up the good work!!

Your #1 Fan,
Adam Banks

P.S. – I’m just curious, but is that guy “Lance” whos mentioned a lot.. is that actually CommanderCacho?? Either way, I sure wish you guys posted more pictures of him :D

Thanks Adam, this post is dedicated to you and your buddies up in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It's people like you who inspire me to write, and in turn, start posting again. Even if you did come across us by accident, it makes me proud to know that we're able to make a positive impact to kids half-way across the country. And of course, here’s a pic of that mysterious “Lance” guy, just for you.



Enjoy!

T-pain V. Dun Dun 2008

So i don't know if everyones heard my drunk rants about how adonis looks like a filipino t-pain, but all of yall who have so little faith in my observational skills will soon eat your words. The day has come that i reveal my theories in the T-pain v. Dun dun case. Our readers will serve as the jury in this case.


Look at the distance between both defendants eyes it is almost IDENTICAL!

We all know our own dun dun of The Cool Kids is a fan of t-pain having heard him sing the lyrics to imma buy you a drank and bartender dozens of times (incorrectly) i might add. Now one could argue that a lot of people "like" t-pain, but lets stick to the issue at hand. How many people do you know that would go as far as to actually LOOK like t-pain.


I MEAN COME ON!

Their is a clear conspiracy going on here, the music industry is obviously making CLONES of t-pain so that when the apocalypse comes if one gos down their will be another there to sing melodic hooks and "buy you a drank." Think about it How does t-pain manage to make 10 songs on average in a week, that is impossible.



They even sleep-alike

Unless you have t-pain clones that is. The guy collaborates with every artist from baby bash to flo-rida how can one man handle all of those hooks. T-pain is clearly taking the industry by storm with little talent, but the ability to collabo with all of the music industry.


do not trust this man he is a filipino t-pain sent to take over the Gloria Macapagal Arroyo presidency in the philippines with his simplistic dance moves and lyrics. Not that that would really be a bad thing.


So let's think of some other "stars" that have had clones.
Obviously the king himself.

Cloning is harmless right...

Now i can live with that i mean honestly we could always use more elvis clones.

Moving on lets brainstorm on some other "stars" who have clones.

Oh i dunno i'm just throwing this out there, but their was this guy that been pretty big the past like 2 decades oh i dunno does

SADAM HUSSEIN RING A BELL!


These photographs obviously give proof that clones indeed exist and it is quite obvious that the threat of this technology being in the wrong hands is right in front of us. Now what you might ask t-pain has to do with sadam hussein their really is no relation expcept that maybe.....

T-Pain = TERROR-PAIN or TYRANNY-PAIN or TERRIBLE-PAIN and WMD's+ Weapons of Music Destruction.
i'll let you be the judge.