Single Poison:4 Guys One Blog Too Much SEXY

To: Nazer, Adonis, Lance, and affiliates
From: Just Ray

I've been meaning to do some kind of response post to two earlier posts done by a couple of our affiliates/FANS. First I just want to say out of the Cool Kid affiliates I probably read Not so small talk and One thing at a time the most for a multitude of reasons. First reason being that these blogs provide a female perspective on things that the cool kids are unable to provide. Second reason being that their blog posts seem so much more organized than my own making for an easy read.

Anyways this post is in response to the duel/tag team posts by Mel and Kristine (The Sexy Post & Battle of The Sexies). Now don't get it twisted this is in no way a counter attack or anything of that nature to these posts. Look at it more as a cheap spin-off. I just felt that the cool kids need to let their voices be heard on the issue of dating/relationships. So unless I haven't been paying enough attention to previous Cool Kid posts, i'll hapilly be the first. It's no secret that I get down with some poetry so the easiest way to do this was through that outlet so without further a due.....

Single Poison

Being single for 2 years straight
A person tends to learn a thing or 2

Or 3 sometimes 4

About the different ways to get dumped/rejected
With the typical “I’m not ready”s
“I’m not over my ex”s
“Were better off as friends”s
“Or your like a brother to me”s
Better yet,
A Kuya…

And my personal favorite
“We hardly know eachother”s

My response I replay
Through my head each time is
Less complicated

As I think to myself
MOTHER FUCKER

Did this really happen to me AGAIN?
Damn!

But I play chill
I’ve learned to compose
And control my emotions

Being sure not to
Allow myself to feel…

Anything

It’s difficult to understand
How you could get rejected
Before it even got started

Getting caught up
In that initial simp shiet

Only for it to be cut short
Before any true feelings
Get hurt

The only thing in need
Of first aid is my ego
Better yet my pride

And as a veteran at getting dumped,
You would think I would reap benefits
but like certain veterans I’m fucked

I’m so sick of people bitching
About how hard it is to be in a relationship

When I’m still struggling
Just being single

According to older folks

“You are single ready to mingle”
“How many girlfriends do you have?”
“It’s better to collect collect and then you select”

Bull shit

No offense but if your like me collecting
A whole bunch of crap
leaves me with a pile of shit

Because even if a piece of shit comes off
A lot better than all the other shit
Its still a piece of shit

Im sorry
I know that
Shit is just mean

But nothing pisses me off more
Than being dumped through
Instant messaging…..

When I’M ON AWAY MESSAGE!

It gets worse when their like,
“we can still be friends”

I’m like

Yea on myspace you shady shit
Fuck that I’m deleting your ass
And I’m putting my shit on private

Or what’s worse is when they stop
Answering your phone calls

Ladies just answer it and dump
These fellaz and hang up

Because I know
My dumbass starts
Making up excuses for why
She aint answering her phone

“AH you know she probably doesn’t have any service”

Or

“Fuckn Verizon I swear sometimes my calls don’t go through”

That shit turns guys into psychos
Leaving voice mails that we aren’t so proud of
And we wish we could take back

“HEY its ray again, so uhhhhhh …this is call number 15…and just wanted to see wassup?!?, call me back when you get a chance….you said you liked me last night, so what the hell happen………….(bitch) *click*”

And I hate these damn MTV dating shows
Supposed to be reality television
But we all know its bs

I wanna be able to go on dates and scream next

Whats real though
its me that’s always getting nexted

I wish I could have a bus full of girls
Standing in line to date me

But it would probably be easier
To find girls that hate me

Or shows like the ex factor
If you put my Ex’s anywhere
Near each other it would be like
Clash of the titan’s

There would be more blood in that room
Than SAW 1,2,3 and 4
And the 300

Now it’s not to say
That I never dumped a girl

So I guess all of this shit goes both ways

I’m at a point where I don’t want to just holla,
Spit game, or fuck around

I just want a girl that I could connect with
Without uttering a single sound

I want to have to take a step outside
For some fresh air

Because she takes my breath away

Have no problem with getting up
Early mornings
Because every night
she would knock me off my feet

Take some pepto bismal
For upset stomach
From all the butterflies
I get when she’s near me

She’ll come around one day
To provide the vaccine to my
Single poison

But with my luck she wont
Get a chance to dump me,

Because most of the good ones
Already have boyfriends


Just for the sake of promoting shit that I like personally, heres a performance by some of my favorite spoken word heads...ruby and nico.

Artsy Fartsy

To:Adonis, Nazer, Kristine, Raf, Mel, Nelson, Roger, Drew, Alexand, Raeizon
From: Just Ray
Oh yea almost forgot

this guy 2:




Right now i'm on a killing spree finding random videos that are relevant as far as creative shiet goes. I've got them creative juices flowin, but its not all serious i found some vids that are pretty funny and creative at the same time. So for all you cool kids heres some shiet for your viewing pleasure.

Audrey Kawasaki

I hold little information on this artist since i just heard about her today, but just looking at some of her work i decided to buy one of her prints and put that shiet up in my room. Not right now of course because i'm so damn broke. I know the work is a bit dark and erotic in nature, but i know the cool kids and affiliates have a level of maturity that rivals that of most adults. So i hope i don't get comments on this post that use the commonly used "nerd boner" and "bukkake". Lets be real i've got an Creative boner instead.


DPI


I honestly think its funny when people make fun of spoken word because even i do. Although this video goes on for way longer than it needs to, it's kind of like people who tell long ass stories that could be a lot shorter than they are.

DAVID CHOE




This guy is probably one of the coolest dudes on the planet. Putting in work for upperplayground and i believe RVCA.

BLUE SCHOLARS

Geologic an Emcee with conscious lyrics and filipino heritage. Sabzi dj/producer or persian decent also produces for common market another Seattle based hip hop group. These two artists make up the group Blue scholars making folks throw there fists up instead of hands waving side to side.

Ronald Jenkees


Sorry bub i don't know if its the "Hats" that make people think your weird.





Ok. Ok. With all the weirdness aside the guy in my honest opinion is pretty fuckin talented. The fact that he looks like he might have a hybrid disease of autism and down syndrome, only makes him that much doper to me. Nothing makes me like someone better then when they prove me wrong, i made the assumption that the guy would be pretty weak, but i stand corrected.