GIANT JEFF
Notable Accomplishments completely unrelated to running a 5k:
-Once ate an entire family
-Also, eats slices of pizza like they are potato chips.
THE FULL NELSON
Notable Accomplishments:
-dates a white girl.
STEROYD FLOYD
Notable Accomplishments:
-Once stayed out past his bedtime, and snuck back home without getting in trouble.
-Carries the realest fake ID I've ever seen.
-Only person to ever have sex inside a High School Musical sleeping bag. Even if it was with himself.
AIR Jo-DEN
Notable Accomplishments:-He is the only multi-lingual runner on the team. He's fluent in English and Vietnamese (orders PHO like a PRO), but his native language is Jibberish.
-Didn't ask Pikachu and Chimcar to take a picture with him. Pikachu and Chimcar asked Jordan to take a picture with them.
SUKA-DOODOO DREW
- Only person I know who can wear a Newsies outfit, cross his legs like a woman, hold a tea cup and saucer like its circa-1900, AND PULL IT OFF LOOKIN LIKE A STUD.
-Only person I know who has THROWN UP and SHAT at the exact same time. I call it the suka-doodoo special.
-Threw away a promising basketball and football career for a promising fantasy basketball and football career.
-Pick him first for a pickup basketball or football game and he will be the best player on the court/field for three plays, then go home early to throw up in his toilet.
