They call him "Black Foot" because he probably has some Kenyan in him

Justin Judd proved the white man's supremacy over Asians by running a 5K with a bullshit extra half mile (closer to 3.6 miles than 3.1), a mixed gradient and a bullshit hill in around 24 minutes. I offer my sincere congratulations for this truly Kenyan-esque effort.


Either Adonis or myself will post full results and play-by-play soon.

Please welcome our newest contributor!

For the past couple weeks, my compadres and I over here on CoolKids have wanted to add someone else to the staff. After countless hours spent mulling over who to add, we are proud to present our newest blogger, Justin Judd Judd.



Judd will bring a fresh new perspective to our otherwise ethnocentric staff. That means he'l be able to dish out content about everything of the caucasian, including:
black-soled feet, Sugar Smacks, Good N Plenty, Oklahoma, mysterious body odor, walking around outside without a shirt, walking around outside without shoes, being groped by a fat guy at Mesa Commmons (ok it was me), being gay in general, outstanding math skills for a white man (at the Chinese level), stealing our asian women, etc.

Before he makes his first post, Judd had this to say for his new readers:

Firtht of all I would like thhhank all of theeth asthians who I alwayth hang out withhh. My betht posths will be when I talk about lyyyfffffe (wipes saliva from mouth). Lathtly, I mustht thhank Blake. Withhout you, none of thisth isth possthible.

We look forward to Judd's contributions soon!