In 5 years...

Earlier this week, Melody forced the other roommates and I into a group activity where we predicted each other's lives 5 years from now. The results of this exercise can be found here, and they we're quite interesting to the say the least.

Since that was so fun, I figure I'd take it upon myself and do the same for the rest of the COOL KIDS. I'll start with myself, reprinted from Mel's entry.

IN 5 YEARS:

LANCE

-Best man at brother's wedding.
-Working for some unheard of, fledgling software company, not making as
much money as I want.
-Or working for some boring office with a whack IT job.
-Somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 lbs.
-Single. Living alone in Irvine or with David/Tony/Roger in SD.
-Had a girlfriend for at least a couple months sometime during the 5
years, but it ended very badly and is still bitter
-Frequent visitor of strip clubs and brothels.
-Though when he's with a prostitute he spends most of the time crying rather than actually having sex.

RAY


- Still doin his thing on the open mic circuit and the occasional hired gig
- Has a steady a girlfriend by this time.
- Had kept his peace streak going for a good couple years until a bad night at the club where in the midst of a fight, "RAYge" got the best of him, and he murdered a man with his bare fists in a back alley. No one would ever know that this actually happened.
- Works for a non-profit organization making a decent living, and making the world a better place.
- Still lives at the apt. in San Marcos where the homies reunite once in a while... when's the next kickback man?!
- Cut his hair eventually, but gained 10 lbs from eating too much mexican food and pussy (not at the same time).

NAZER

- Gets steady work making soundtracks for various movie and video game projects. Nazer's still early in the game though, forcing Lance to watch movies and play games that he would've never otherwise experienced just to see hear his buddy's work.
- After messing around with enough white girls, eventually gets a girlfriend who happens to be FILIPINO
- Lives in the NY area. Comes back to SD about every Christmas and homie wedding, but still keeps in touch through blog posts and AIM
- Gains about 15 lbs. from a steady diet of beer, sandwiches, and NOOBS IN ROCK BAND.
- Develops a Boston accent that annoys the hell out of all of us
- Buys a Playstation 3 because it is SO FUCKING AWESOME!

ADONIS

- Is in grad school, likely a prestigious law school or maybe somewhere on the east coast getting a journalism Master's.
- Working on the side as a freelance writer contributing to various nerd culture magazines, all while continuing to neglect his position at the CoolKidsRoom much to his fans' dismay.
- Single, but is 'talking' to someone. No one knows, because he thinks we're gonna think she's ugly.
- Doesn't live in SD anymore
- Smokes a carton a day
- Exercises regularly but doesn't lose any weight yet it improves his self-esteem
- Due to his lactose intolerance, at some point he shat his pants after having a post meal bowl of ice cream at a buffet restaurant. The table next to him could smell something was up but homeboy just continued playing it off.

So what do you think? Did I hit the nail on the head or what? Hopefully the rest of these guys can return the favor. Feel free to put your own 5 year predictions for yourself or anyone else in the comments.