Friday, December 7, 2007

Top 5 Cartoon Characters with Gay Tendencies Who Need Pants

5. Aforementioned D.A.R.E. Lion guy
The D.A.R.E. lion gets to be last because after all, he is the KING of the jungle. This pose is not too hetero though. Resting an arm on your hips is never acceptable for a man. And he could still use some jeans.

4. Alvin the Chipmunk
Alvin has a high pitched voice and he likes to sing. He is near the bottom on this list because apparently he has enough fupa to cover up his private parts.

3. Winnie the Pooh
Pooh also seems to have adequate fupa, but this shirt barely covers his tits. He also appears to be dreaming lustfully of Christopher Robin in this picture.

2. Donald Duck
God, this outfit is something that the Village People would wear.

1. Porky the Pig
The bow tie says it all. My question is how does it look like he's wearing a shirt under his jacket sleeve. Is he also wearing some sort of dress shirt/vest? I'm sure it has ruffles on it.


  1. I'm just now noticing how fat all these characters are. Someone needs to photoshop a mcdonalds pizza on Pooh's stomach

  2. oh man..this post was very entertaining...and surprisingly true/disturbing. this site may become my new guilty pleasure.