Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Cool Kids in Training!

Join Team Cacho!
Join Team DonDon!

RE: Carlsbad Shmarlsbad

Contrary to popular belief, the guys at coolkidsroom can do more than sit on their asses and rant about social affairs and fast food… O.k., maybe that does pretty much sum us up, but this weekend will change all that.

On Saturday morning, you’ll find cool kids and friends among a crowd running in the
San Diego County NAMI Walks 2008 event.

That’s right, we’re running the city. Approximately 3.1 miles worth. Yes, three miles does sound fucking far, but Lance has proven more than capable of covering such a distance, and of course, its all for a good cause –
NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness) works to support those individuals and their families affected by mental illnesses through research and raising awareness.

To spice thing up competitively, we’re splitting up into two teams; Team DonDon vs. the evil Team Cacho. The team with the lowest combined times will be deemed victorious and superior to the other. Let the best team win!

Despite being the underdog, Team DonDon features several renowned all-star runners to help even out the scale:

Judd Judd.

The
"newest" contributor to coolkidsroom, Judd recently turned down an invitation from Team China to run for them in the upcoming Summer Olympics. Rather, the notion of destroying Team Cacho proved to appealing of an offer to pass up. Some say Judd has even ran non-stop across the entire Oklahoma countryside while bare-foot.

“Lanthce doesenth sthand a chantsce againsthh us!”

Thunderdome.

Also running for Team DonDon is R-Kwan, aka the Thunderdome himself. Always a force to be reckoned with, his lightning speed is as legendary as his nickname. Even in his younger years, the Thunderdome’s trademark bowl-cut could always be seen leading the pack during P.E. class.

(R-Kwan was unavailable for comment.)

The stakes are high, and so will my run time be. Nevertheless…

“I SEE PRIDE! I SEE POWA! I SEE A BADASS MOTHA, WHO WONT TAKE NO CRAP OFF NOBODY!!”The Cool Kids from Cool Runnings


Join Team Cacho!
Join Team DonDon!

6 comments:

  1. i believe the bowl cut was the key to the speed.

    YOURE GOING DOWN!
    YOURE GOING DOWN!
    YOURE GOING DOWN!
    YOURE GOING DOWN!
    YOURE GOING DOWN!

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  2. i'm down for team cacho i'm sorry to say don don

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  3. thats a fuckin sexy picture, you shoulda got me with my bowl cut though or maybe my COOL bleached spiked hair.

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  4. LOL thats a sick thunderdome pic. man...i can barely run 60 yards without falling over

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  5. wish i could be there, but I have a plane to jump off of (unless there's yet another weather setback). But are you guys taking bets?? b/c you won me over w/ judd and thunderdome. who does lance have to rival those legends???

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  6. good luck tomorrow guys, just remember there are no losers in this case, you're all winners! :]

    jk that was lame, team whoever doesn't pass out within the first 100 yards

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