Friday, April 18, 2008

TEAM CACHO

I took the time to create profiles for all of my teammates so I can whore out interesting facts about other people than myself.

GIANT JEFF



Notable Accomplishments completely unrelated to running a 5k:

-Once ate an entire family meal for of four.

-Also, eats slices of pizza like they are potato chips.

THE FULL NELSON



Notable Accomplishments:

-dates a white girl.



STEROYD FLOYD

Notable Accomplishments:

-Once stayed out past his bedtime, and snuck back home without getting in trouble.

-Carries the realest fake ID I've ever seen.

-Only person to ever have sex inside a High School Musical sleeping bag. Even if it was with himself.

AIR Jo-DEN

Notable Accomplishments:

-He is the only multi-lingual runner on the team. He's fluent in English and Vietnamese (orders PHO like a PRO), but his native language is Jibberish.

-Didn't ask Pikachu and Chimcar to take a picture with him. Pikachu and Chimcar asked Jordan to take a picture with them.


SUKA-DOODOO DREW

- Only person I know who can wear a Newsies outfit, cross his legs like a woman, hold a tea cup and saucer like its circa-1900, AND PULL IT OFF LOOKIN LIKE A STUD.

-Only person I know who has THROWN UP and SHAT at the exact same time. I call it the suka-doodoo special.

-Threw away a promising basketball and football career for a promising fantasy basketball and football career.

-Pick him first for a pickup basketball or football game and he will be the best player on the court/field for three plays, then go home early to throw up in his toilet.


6 comments:

  1. Ahahahah you know drew is actually good for 5 plays, but once he gets the ball for the third time, thats when he quits and falls over barely making it past the out of bounds line.


    and i like steROYD Floyd creative!

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  2. lol chimchar is whack, trying to steal the pikachu's THUNDER (ba dum pshhh)

    I'll try to eat this pizza in one bite, or as much as I can, "NO ALL OF IT," okay all of it

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  3. HAH... this poor group of scalawags doesnt stand a chance

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  4. omg, i just got that pikachu's thunder joke after the 5th time i read it.

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  5. apparently jeff has no arms in that picture so he has obviously overcome the most adversity next to steROYD floyd

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  6. jesus christ that was funny.


    don't tell mom i used those words.

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